British Smiley

The British Smiley is added to an insult to allow safe passage for it's utterer. Only works because the sheer pussiness of the British reflects upon the bearer and the receiver of the insult cannot possibly be mad at British people.

Your sister is a tramp (British Smiley)

by JordanMont July 2, 2006

Smilf

A fat chick with short skinny legs, also known as a blobsicle, For being a blob on two "popsicle" sticks.

"Dude last night i fucked a smilf."

by Salmon dragon. December 10, 2006

Broken smile

Physical condition of-sorts where your smile is very hard to be defined; or may look like you are constipated at times when you are really having a laugh.

Vinny looks constipated over there with that Italiano broken smile of his.

by TrashCompactor69 December 20, 2016

smiling asshole

someone who is so happy if they bent over their asshole would be smiling at you :)

The boss was so happy with his workers jobs that he had a smiling asshole.

by unknown asshole7777 February 7, 2010

heid smile

When a person smiles without showing any teeth and their mouth is the only part of their face that moves. Their eyebrows, forehead, and everything else from the nose up remains completely motionless. Also, they tend to tilt their head in a downward motion while smiling creating a very evil look that lets the receiver know the true satanic intentions of the person with the "heid smile."

This smile is only given when one takes pleasure in knowing pain/suffering is in another person's future.

People that give the "heid smile" tend to laugh at other peoples pain and are unmoved by tears.

My teacher gave me a heid smile while she handed me my failing report card.

Billy gave Timmy a heid smile as he put laxatives in his fruit punch.

by sparkle65 June 13, 2011

japanese show smiley

similar to the phrase "cheseburger" someone who is feeling "japanese show smiley" is simply put: someone who experiences supreme happiness for whatever reason. they could be so happy because they got a job, they found out that their girlfriend ain't pregnant, or because they just got laid. the reason for becoming "japanese show smiley" varies from person to person.

jane: i got bad news for you jake, i'm not pregnant...

jake: wtf you talkin' about girl, i'm fucking happy as i ever been!!!

jane: god jake...why you gotta be so "japanese show smiley". i thought you wanted to have a baby with me.

jake: naaa girl, just said that to get some of your yum-yum-yummy...

by nico illmatic October 30, 2007

smilejob

Someone who creates a specific smile gives a smilejob.

The smilejob on her face after she performs oral sex on him.

or

The regulation smilejob he or she always gives their bosses...

by Denis Jackson August 2, 2006