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Mike Jones 

1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.).
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance.
–verb (used without object)
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
–noun 12. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
13. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
14. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain.
15. to hit, strike or otherwise fuck someone up in their grill.
1. You just mike jonesed my snapple dawg.
2. I got expelled for mike jonesing without citing any sources.
3. George Bush mike jonesed the election.

Baseball:

1. Remember when Barry Bonds used to mike jones like 40 bases a year?

Informal:

1. I mike jonesed you in the face.
Mike Jones by Tony Pain December 1, 2007
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Jimmy Jones

Potentially, any one of the numerous corporate sandwich shops that have sprung up in the past few years throughout America's cities and exburbs. More specifically, a "Jimmy Jones" is an establishment that does not offer the highest quality foodstuffs and/or ambiance for the savvy consumer's dollar. The creepy owner or owners of such shops would be the Jimmy Jones in question.
"Maybe I'm crazy, but this meatball sub taste like syphilitic crotch-lather."
"Yeah, I noticed a few pubes in my 'Italian Herbs and Cheese.'"
"I guess they'll hand out Jimmy Jones franchises to just about any sleazy motherfucker out there."
"Man, screw this... Lets go to Domino's and eat some of their cheesy cardboard instead."




"Jimmy Jones: Free Kool-Aid"
Jimmy Jones by Rogue Employee August 5, 2008
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Indiana Jones 

Sexual act: beginning a tongue-punching event with your partner(s) by partner A (receiving end) releasing a fart and at the same time partner B (performer) replacing the displaced air (the fart) with their tongue into the butthole.
Chick: Hey babe, I totally want you to lick my asshole
Dude: Totally, as long as I get to eat your fart, you know, Indiana Jones style.
Indiana Jones by AW32, Dillfert November 1, 2013

Lego Indiana Jones 

The fuckin best LEGO theme ever.
holy fuckin shit it’s Lego Indiana Jones the goddamn creme de la crop. I’d shit my pants right here in this Walmart if it meant I could get my greasy hands on that LEGO Indiana Jones set!

Indiana Jones 

Whilst getting a blowy, you pull out, lower your dick to the side and whip it across her face, all the while making a "whipping" sound, gracefully adding "It's Mr. Jones bitch!" This all takes place as the Indy theme song blares in the background.
After picking a chick up at the club, she started giving me a shitty blowjob, so I had to Indiana Jones that bitch.
Indiana Jones by littlefritzy January 2, 2010

Bob Jones University

Yes, BJU is an abnormal Christian college in Greenville, SC. Given the fact that half of the student population has come out of home-school, people there are a bit weird and ignorant of the "outside world." Strict rules and ridiculous guidelines plague every aspect of campus life. The dining common alone is enough to freak anyone out. However beneath all of the seemingly ludicrous and preposterous mandates, lies a core administration with a genuine heart that longs only to help there students. Their intentions are genuine but perhaps they are also misguided. Then again, who’s perfect?
Been there, done that. (for a couple of years at least)
Bob Jones University by 82er June 24, 2005

Bob Jones University

A conservative liberal arts university in Greenville, SC. Their website is www.bju.edu They are known for their outstanding music and theatre programs. Bob Jones III is the current president.
I am a junior at Bob Jones University.
Bob Jones University by Meryl November 22, 2004