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Comeback-ing truly is an artform. Attempted by many, mastered by few, it is art of quickly replying to an insult with and even better insult. To conquer the skill of the comeback there are 2 skils necessary; Quick wit and originality.
Pimpely faced person: Hey!
Loser idiot boy: Omg! have you heard of Pro-Activ?
Pimpely faced person: It's a part of growing up, not that you would know!
Random guy who pops up: Snap Crackle and Pop!
guy: Yo mamma is so fat she is like a whale! hahaha
other witter guy: Yo mamma's so fat i burnt my ass on the light when i was fucking her last night!
Guy: ... *punches other witter guy in balls to try and prove his manlyness after being completly owned*
A few weeks later....
Guy: yo mammas so fat i burnt my ass on the light last night when i was fucking her
other wittier guy: Dude, if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mums face!
Guy: ...
Other wittier guy: *runs away because he doesnt want to get hit in the balls again and unlike the other guy he learns from his previuos experiences*
Loser idiot boy: Omg! have you heard of Pro-Activ?
Pimpely faced person: It's a part of growing up, not that you would know!
Random guy who pops up: Snap Crackle and Pop!
guy: Yo mamma is so fat she is like a whale! hahaha
other witter guy: Yo mamma's so fat i burnt my ass on the light when i was fucking her last night!
Guy: ... *punches other witter guy in balls to try and prove his manlyness after being completly owned*
A few weeks later....
Guy: yo mammas so fat i burnt my ass on the light last night when i was fucking her
other wittier guy: Dude, if i wanted my own comeback i'd wipe it off your mums face!
Guy: ...
Other wittier guy: *runs away because he doesnt want to get hit in the balls again and unlike the other guy he learns from his previuos experiences*
comeback by e-foshizzle March 14, 2008
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when push comes to shove
At a point when, or if, all else has been taken into account and matters must be confronted, one way or another.
“We extol the virtues of motherhood and bestow praise on the self-sacrificing homemaker but when push comes to shove, we give her little recognition for what she does” (Los Angeles Times).
when push comes to shove by Dude89 May 30, 2006
Myspace Comeback
Deleting your old Myspace, making a brand new one with brand spankin' new pictures that are totally rad and adding a REALLY good song and a cool layout and only adding the people you actually know and stuff...usually takes about a month maybe more to make.
Myspace Comeback by DGAFPANDO November 19, 2006
comeditarian
George Carlin; A entertainer who uses various physical or verbal means to promote human welfare and social reform; Someone who publically jokes about not giving a shit, but really does, and secretly hopes that thier jokes make a difference.
Comedian: Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg, David Cross, Dane Cook, Sarah Silverman, and Jerry Sienfeld. Were and are comedians
Comeditarian: Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Lenny Bruce, Dave Chapelle, Bill Maher, Lewis Black, and George Carlin. Were and are comeditarians
Comeditarian: Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Lenny Bruce, Dave Chapelle, Bill Maher, Lewis Black, and George Carlin. Were and are comeditarians
comeditarian by Joshua Perez June 27, 2008
comedication
That Andy sure can't have a normal conversation. I think he suffers from comedication. He always has to throw in a stupid joke just to answer a simple question.
Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?
A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.
Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?
A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.
comedication by Mitchell man September 23, 2009