procrastipay

Avoiding paying for something, usually with a silver tongue and unfilled promises.
Often seen when joining a club or class, procrastipayers just want to "try it out" before they buy and eventually people forget.

"Let's try everything!"
"I can't afford that…"
"don't worry, just procrastipay!"

by Lathius-eribius December 8, 2015

Procrastidate

When you thought someone was cool so you started dating them, but after the first date they are crazy but you don't want to be rude so you keep pushing off a second date until they aren't interested anymore.

Person 1: How'd the date go?
Person 2: Horribly, I think I'm going to procrastidate until she ignores me.

by Ultimas aka Slyler December 21, 2015

procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.

Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!

by CJ Moose January 14, 2016

Procrastinap

Taking a nap instead of doing your responsibilities

"Hey have you seen Steve today?"
"Na I heard he was taking a procrastinap"

by PrickleFish February 1, 2016

procrastiknitting

An extremely dangerous form of procrastinating utilising two very pointy objects to waste inordinate amounts of time .

"WendyTantyPants needs to start revising for her final exam, but she just cannot stop procrastiknitting!!"

by Wendy TantyPants April 24, 2016

Procrastibate

Delay or postpone action by choosing to bash one out instead.

If I didn't procrastibate so much, I would get a lot more done.

by dicktoe August 30, 2016

Procrastination

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!

Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.

by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016