procrastipay

Avoiding paying for something, usually with a silver tongue and unfilled promises.
Often seen when joining a club or class, procrastipayers just want to "try it out" before they buy and eventually people forget.

"Let's try everything!"
"I can't afford that…"
"don't worry, just procrastipay!"

by Lathius-eribius December 8, 2015

procrastidab

pro·cras·ti·dab
Putting off doing anything to DAB before doing it. procrastitoke

I always procrastidab before I do anything man..

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastidabber

pro·cras·ti·dabber
a person who habitually puts off doing things to DAB before doing it. procrastitoker

“I’m a constant procrastidabber”

by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastihater

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.

No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.

by Aaronface September 22, 2009

Procrastipation

Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.

The eternal procrastination of constipation.

Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.

Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.

by Burgerboy March 6, 2007