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Nut Dumpster.

Is an orifice of choice where one will store his sperm.
Yeah we got it on! I filled her nut dumpster to the brim.
by Brandon June 23, 2004
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Nut Trap

In the sport of soccer, a Nut Trap occurs when you get a ball kicked to you. The ball is flying towards you and you think of either trapping it with your thigh or your chest. You misjudge the flight pattern of the ball and as it approaches you switch from either thigh trapping the ball or chest trapping the ball, to the opposite. As the ball is about to hit you, you realize that its going in the middle of those two areas and you know you're in trouble. The ball then hits the crotch area. Because you are both trying to trap it with your thigh/chest, you make a sort of C position and the nuts cradle it like when you catch an egg. This trap is actually, quite effective if you can withstand the pain.
Wow, that kid just took a nut trap, I wonder how he is feeling.
by Jason Karrels April 24, 2007
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Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.
That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Nut Bucket

A term of endearment for your wife who has a hysterectomy or her tubes tied. You are then able to deposit your semen as many times without fear of pregnancy or use of condoms.
I love my wife, she's my lil' nut bucket.
by Sundevil December 14, 2008
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nuts as balls

1) Totally insane.
2) Rushed or hurried. Busy.
3) Out of control.
1) Yo, that girl from last night won't stop calling me!! She's nuts as balls!
2) We had this huge shipment come in late last night and had to get everything moved in before our shift ended... It was nuts as balls!
3) My brakes went out on the way over here... It was nuts as balls!
by Benji G October 18, 2006
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rub nuts

sarcastic way to tell someone you'll pay them a compliment later
We'll rub nuts after you finish helping me move this furniture.
by dante aligeri June 28, 2006
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