morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.

yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....

by james watson March 8, 2005

bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

Morning Log

n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.

Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.

Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"

by mr.smarts January 26, 2011

Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008

morning donovan

Original band from the Bay Area, CA.

You check out the Morning Donovan Show this weekend?

by |v|0Rn!ng D0|\|0van May 13, 2004

morning gasm

you know that noise you just have to make when you wake up in the morning. It is is often accompanied by a yawn.

Fred: "Hey, why couldn't you have done that last night?"
Wilma: "What?"
Fred: "Have something nearly as powerful as that morning gasm"

by michael scott wants the fleece April 14, 2010

Morning Star

When your fresh shaved nuts grow back hair making yur nuggets extra spiky and prickly. Often stabbing you in the dick.

Oh shit! My morning star just stabbed my dick! *grabs balls to reposition them*

by Derik V October 20, 2008