2 definitions by michael scott wants the fleece

Verb; To constantly bums rides off friends. This can be due to a mumber of reasons including but not limited to a lack of liscense, lack of a car, or suspended liscense.
Lucas, go bitch hike someone else today, the cost of gas has been through the roof lately.
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you know that noise you just have to make when you wake up in the morning. It is is often accompanied by a yawn.
Fred: "Hey, why couldn't you have done that last night?"
Wilma: "What?"
Fred: "Have something nearly as powerful as that morning gasm"
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