John Doe 

a general word for a man(see also Jane Doe)

The police were not able to identify the victim, so they simply refered to him as John Doe.

John Doe by Light Joker January 24, 2005

John Reichman

To pull a John Reichman , To flip out , spazz , at like a retarded idiot, has homosexual desires , Will most likely beat his wife, girlfriend

Wife to friend; He pulled a John Reichman and beat my head in

John Reichman by ManWithNoFriends August 1, 2009

john grasso 

John Grasso is the name presented amongst a spartan like god. Rumored to be made of stone John Grasso makes love like a "Mystical Stallion." Best known for his ability to give orgasms to both genders with a single stare.

Bro, My girlfriend just got fingered by john grasso. I told her she better get me his autograph next time!

john grasso by JuanLongShlong November 20, 2013

John Delaney 

Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?

Even Roger Furlong (known by some losers as John Delaney) is running for President

John Delaney by the internet grammarian June 10, 2019

John Browning 

A gun designer with over 100 gun patents to his name, all of which were successfully sold and put into production. His first patent was for a rifle and sold for $8,000 during the late 1800s. Corrected for inflation, this would be enough to live off the interest in comfort. His most profitable design sold for an estimated $50,000. Many of his models are still in use today, such as the 1911 .45 ACP and the M2 machine gun, which is nearly unchanged beyond higher quality materials even to this day. Followed the engineering concept of KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

He was a member of the LDS faith, also known as Mormons.

John Browning was a genious with gun design.

John Browning by Napoleon the Clown July 8, 2006

John Cusack'd 

When a person posts a link to a music video or a song on someone else's social networking page (Facebook or MySpace) with the intention of dedicating that song to them. What John Cusack did with his boombox in Say Anything, just virtually.

OMG! Erik John Cusack'd me with the most BEAUTIFUL song.

John Cusack'd by KimNJ May 17, 2010

John McCarthy 

Famous for such phrases as:
"I smell somthin' spicy, and I wanna eat it!"
"XBOX Live is awesome!"
"MMMM...that was a good Chinese dinner..."

Dude, yesterday I was playin XBOX, and...and...oh shit...someone stole my Ritalin...

John McCarthy by XevasionX May 1, 2005