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Small Dick Energy

People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.
John wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
by turaligo January 12, 2022
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Big Dick Energy

Thy novice bard doth not compareth to that of th’ alpha male present in th’ room withal th’ utmost Big Dick Energy. For t’is thee noble knight whose charisma and wit elicits rapture amongst all who doth besiege him, twain the fein and the fair. Maidens wish to see him, lords wish to be him. Hark, for th’ very vibrations emitted from his sizeable phallus vitality yields frequencies worthy of a king amongst peasants. A god amongst men. A legend whose suave doth perspire th’ trousers of all who behold him. Such valour and tranquility t’is th’ nature of Big Dick Energy.
by CRISPY CHICKEN TENDERS September 9, 2018
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Dick Leg

The phrase used to describe a one-legged man wearing very short cutoff blue jeans, and his penis is hanging out the pantleg on the side where his leg is missing. These men appear as though they have a dick for a leg. And, some of these men also choose to wear an infant's shoe on the end of their cock for better traction.
Damn, I hate the VA hospital. There's just too man dick legs around here.
by EatMyJunk April 21, 2009
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Dick-ball

A ball made of tape which then has dicks drawn all over it... usually creative dicks, such as dicks with bowties.
Today I was bored in class so i made a dick-ball.
by period F lunch March 20, 2009
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Ghost Dick

The "Ghost Dick" phenomena occurs after a night of especially vigorous sex. It is the feeling of the penis still being inside the female.
Ghost Dicked - past tense
"I went so hard last night, this morning she had my ghost dick."
"I ghost dicked her"
by the ghost dicker September 15, 2012
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waving my dick in the wind

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"
by cockshitballs August 4, 2007
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Dingle Dick

When your pubic hairs are longer than your penis. It is a tragic problem to be stuck with!
I need to trim my DINGLE DICK!!
by The Most Dingled Dick June 21, 2011
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