I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.
by Doc Molly February 26, 2015
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I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.
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Get the i’m going to cum my pants mug.An assertive phrase to introduce one's opinion by someone who is supremely confident it is the only valid viewpoint that makes logical sense. It is often abbreviated to IMFFHO. It should not be used by the faint hearted or those that cannot back it up with facts.
In my far from humble opinion, Matt Oxley writes like he's sitting on a time-bomb waiting for it to explode so he can be the first to report it
In my far from humble opinion, Valentino Rossi will never win another world championship
In my far from humble opinion, Valentino Rossi will never win another world championship
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The theme for "her tears were my light" is absolutely amazing for its ambient electronica. More visual novels need to be created in this way.
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Get the Can you be the K to my JT mug.A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.
In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
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