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Shoot rainbows out of my ass

I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.
by Doc Molly February 26, 2015
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You can scan my ass!

An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.
I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019
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i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something
If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.
by Prickcycle May 10, 2018
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in my far from humble opinion

An assertive phrase to introduce one's opinion by someone who is supremely confident it is the only valid viewpoint that makes logical sense. It is often abbreviated to IMFFHO. It should not be used by the faint hearted or those that cannot back it up with facts.
In my far from humble opinion, Matt Oxley writes like he's sitting on a time-bomb waiting for it to explode so he can be the first to report it
In my far from humble opinion, Valentino Rossi will never win another world championship
by Eyre of the Fred April 18, 2018
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her tears were my light

The best visual novel game ever created. Highly talented game dev NomNomNami made this using Ren'Py game engine. It features the personification of three entities: Time, Space and Nil. Your choices will decide the fate of Time (the protagonist). Highly romantic and lesbian themes. Also, the soundtracks are awesome and almost had me in tears. Perhaps there will be a part 2 of this game.
The theme for "her tears were my light" is absolutely amazing for its ambient electronica. More visual novels need to be created in this way.
by LaserImouto May 27, 2022
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Can you be the K to my JT

A phrase that will make all the women and men in a 1 meter radius wet
Hey I know that we haven't talked a lot these past few day but can you be the K to my JT.

HELL YEA
by corbyn jorbyn December 25, 2020
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i won't hold my breath

A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.

In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
by London Roads June 12, 2017
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