pooty fart

adj; used to describe frustrated

Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!

by wove muffin November 25, 2010

pootje

a dutch slang term for a stoner who is always broke and borrowing money.

X: mayne can i borrow 10 dollars, i only got my credit card and they don't accept it

A: Mayne, you are such a damn pootje!

by mrsmirnoffs December 19, 2010

pootikala

a dumbo,a duffer, one who is not capable of doing any work

O man...! that boy is such a pootikala

you are good for nothing....you pootikala

by shina kaul March 23, 2011

pootycooting

Wasting time when you should be productive, procrastinating. Can also be used in a situation in which one or more persons are not paying attention the way they should.

As per others, can be used as a sexual innuendo.

Pat, stop pootycooting around and look here!

OR:
Paul and Leanna, that pootycooting should be taking place in private!

by adgasefsa March 24, 2011

Pootf

Person Or Object To Fuck

That girl is a pootf

by Rapist in linkin park May 5, 2011

Pootangaliscious

Someone who can't get any pussy.

Daniel tried to get some from his gf but was turned down.

Damn he's pootangaliscious.

by senia18 April 16, 2011

Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.

Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."

by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011