Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.

Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."

by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011

poopy pants

Being upset with a bitter look on your face in the same manner as a baby with a full diaper.

Sheila looked like Mrs. Poopy Pants when she didn't get a Louis Vuitton purse for Christmas.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

poopy pants mcspanksalot

someone that poops unexpectedly and at the most inconvenient of times; a party pooper; someone who is grumpy.

i just pooped myself and now i hate everything.
wow, you are quite the poopy pants mcspanksalot. wouldn't ya say?

by Poopy-Pants McSpanksalot July 7, 2010

Poopy pants

A pair of pants with such a low crotch that it looks like you took a poop in your pants

Wow Jenny, did you see Sarah's poopy pants? It looks like she took a dump but it didn't smell like it

by Abiey September 30, 2015

Potty pants

A term often used to describe "toilet training pants" for children. A child making the transition between diapers and training pants, is at the potty pants stage. Potty pants describes actual training pants, (thermal knit soakers).

The next door neighbours toddler was outside playing in a pair of potty pants the other day.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 24, 2006

pooky pants

A term of endearment for someone who is ridiculously smart, athletic, cute, has amazing eyes, and can please their significant other in bed.

Tiffany: So what did you do over break?
Mary: Oh, my pooky pants visited me, and we watched basketball and played Guitar Hero.

My pooky pants got us tickets right behind home plate for the Cubs game.

by *+*Mary*+* December 27, 2007

cameron poopy pants

It is a kid that pooed him self in France and then put a poo stain on his friends bed who btw is me typing rn he is stopping and he pooed himself and stunk.

Cameron poopy pants lol

by Callum best poisen August 3, 2019