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Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.
Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
Pooty-Pant by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011
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poopy pants

Being upset with a bitter look on your face in the same manner as a baby with a full diaper.
Sheila looked like Mrs. Poopy Pants when she didn't get a Louis Vuitton purse for Christmas.
poopy pants by hititlong January 4, 2006

poopy pants mcspanksalot 

someone that poops unexpectedly and at the most inconvenient of times; a party pooper; someone who is grumpy.
i just pooped myself and now i hate everything.
wow, you are quite the poopy pants mcspanksalot. wouldn't ya say?

Poopy pants

A pair of pants with such a low crotch that it looks like you took a poop in your pants
Wow Jenny, did you see Sarah's poopy pants? It looks like she took a dump but it didn't smell like it
Poopy pants by Abiey September 30, 2015

Potty pants 

A term often used to describe "toilet training pants" for children. A child making the transition between diapers and training pants, is at the potty pants stage. Potty pants describes actual training pants, (thermal knit soakers).
The next door neighbours toddler was outside playing in a pair of potty pants the other day.
Potty pants by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 24, 2006

pooky pants  

A term of endearment for someone who is ridiculously smart, athletic, cute, has amazing eyes, and can please their significant other in bed.
Tiffany: So what did you do over break?
Mary: Oh, my pooky pants visited me, and we watched basketball and played Guitar Hero.

My pooky pants got us tickets right behind home plate for the Cubs game.
pooky pants by *+*Mary*+* December 27, 2007

cameron poopy pants

It is a kid that pooed him self in France and then put a poo stain on his friends bed who btw is me typing rn he is stopping and he pooed himself and stunk.
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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