Land-Whale

A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.

Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

stranger in a strange land

Masturbation technique in which a person numbs his or her hand (with ice or by cutting off circulation) before using it to masturbate. This creates the sensation that another person's hand is doing the stimulation.

Eric was feeling particularly lonely so he decided to go "stranger in a strange land" before swabbing his joystick.

by RongoRongoMu October 20, 2008

Greece-Land

An alternate word form for describing somebody who is from Greece. Such as the term "Greek".

It has been said that people who use the word Greece-Land normally get alot of women in dark dark bathrooms.

Yesterday I hooked up with a girl in the bathroom who was of Greece-Land ethnicity.

OR

Jarl gets the party going when he hangs out with Greece-Land people.

by Tuftsballer January 1, 2010

Landatee

A Land Manatee. Super fat person. (even tho manatees are cool)

Look out for that landatee! SQUASH!

by Bob WhatsHisFace May 31, 2009

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

land seal

A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.

Natalie is such a land seal she asked me to deliver her a bagel today!

by Jumanjinegro March 7, 2017

Landen

A really nice guy who is funny, smart, and sometimes loyal. This kind of guy will be nice to you if you’re nice to him. Landen loves food, video games, women, baseball, cigars, and a care free jolly time. Landen is the kind of guy the ladies love yet Landen rarely interacts with women because of his personality which creates a social wall between him and the hotties which would happily suck him off if he made the move.

Landen loves to lick popcicles.

by Ticity tocity im a stalkerty November 2, 2019