Jessca

A LAME girl who is one of the most gullible, yet sweetest chicks out there. She can make your day without even trying, and will embarrass the hell out of you if you do something gay.(aka sweet) You can talk to her without noticing that the sun has started to rise. Her smile and laugh is contagious. For some odd reason, without even trying, she tends to make one's heart beat faster, one's legs tremble, and one's mind race with anxiety. She'll make you do things you wouldn't normally do, and make one feel awkward in hopes that everything that comes out of one's mouth is perfect. There have been bumps in the road here and there, and even if one went back in time; before all the awkwardness, confusion, and embarrassment; without hesitation, "one" would do it all over again.

Jessca: "you're the lamest. end of story, no questions asked."

One: "Oh! you're in choir?"
Jessca: "(umm its only on my shirt...)"

by Mon3yy aka Lame October 29, 2008

jesmin

A person with an immense amount of foxitude or in other words "swagg".

Yo that girl is an jesmin

by jesmin69 June 6, 2011

jesus le penis

An exclamation used when you have nothing better to say.

Jesus le penis, my pencil just broke

by bootycallme May 4, 2010

Jesus Jail

Being trapped with your family because of a Christ-related holiday. Most typically Christmas.

Chris: "Hey, are we playing Halo tomorrow night?"
John: "I wish. Tomorrow's Christmas Eve so I'll be stuck in Jesus Jail."

by Clover101 January 23, 2011

Jesus Dick

Getting an erection after busting, and your penis "died" but rises again.

"Man, I had already came twice, but I looked at that booty again and got Jesus dick."

by TheLittleEngine October 28, 2015

Jessica Messica

When someone asks you your name and you totally lie and say Jessica and they ask for your last name and the best last name you can think of is Messica. So now everyone who’s name is Jessica you call Jessica Messica :)

Guy: “what’s your name?”
Me: Jessica Messica

by Bdbdhfnsvxb June 21, 2018

Jesley

A good friend with a good personality and a badass. She loves sticking up for her besties and making them happy and positive. She listens to other people's problems and give her good advice and mess advice as possible

"Damn jesley I love your style"
"You make me happy"

by Gaminghaliey March 2, 2019