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Being trapped with your family because of a Christ-related holiday. Most typically Christmas.
Chris: "Hey, are we playing Halo tomorrow night?"
John: "I wish. Tomorrow's Christmas Eve so I'll be stuck in Jesus Jail."
by Clover101 January 21, 2011
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