surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it

Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.

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LEATHER HAMMER

A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins

Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?

Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!

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Laminis!'s (The 4400 peak Ana main Flex Support Overwatch GOD himself) magnum dong. (est. 34 inches).

The egirl stood in awe under the power of the Lammer Hammer

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The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

Thor Hammer by Nicher January 30, 2020

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When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

Floppy-Hammer by jakah February 26, 2020

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Tommy's mom is overprotective to keep the sloots away she ordered a slag hammer on Amazon.

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Hasan that’s in love with aisha

“She’s the toxic hammers cousin”

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