startupese

Similar to "corporatese" but communicates even less actually ideas while sounds more grandoise

A manner of speaking that uses business jargon to communicate very little

"Damn, what was Brad talking about in that meeting?"

"Oh he was spinning some startupese to buy some time until he figures up what he's doing"

by chubbiebunnie November 8, 2022

Statum

A nigga with a fat dick and balls. His balls are so big the scrape the ground when he walks

Yo look Statums balls are all the way on the ground

by SHESUGMA April 11, 2023

Status wife

A wife married to a baller and gains status and privileges.

She married to the baller on your street with the G Wagon bruh. She got everything, money, nice car, LV bags, Burberry coat, big house, she got baller wife status shii. She's a real Status Wife.

by 306Rawj August 29, 2024

Status Quo

Not smarter. Just less honest.

Hym "Well, I guess if the status quo is people like me not getting paid... Then the only way to upend it... Is for me to get paid! And I can't prove I'm better than Thomas Sowell at doing nothing if I... You know... Do more than nothing. That would defeat the entire purpose of this this I'm doing! Which is: proving that I'm better than everyone. Especially Thomas!"

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Status

You don't have this. It isn't real. You are sentient meat and fall under the "Not me" category. Entirely imaginary.

Hym "So, if I haven't explained this before, there are 3 categories of 'Sentient Meat.' There's Sentient Meat (Me), Sentient Meat (Not Me), and Sentient Meat (Food). There are sub-categories but we don't have to get into those. So, yeah... That's you. 'Sentient Meat (Not Me).' Your status hierarchy is like a pretend thing you guys are all doing. And I know what you're thinking 'Well then how does the non-existence of status relate to sexual selection?' And I would say, general attractiveness pairing, proximity, familial phenotypic similarities and positive association (Which is how you get shit like SpongeBob guy or a general trend towards intraracial dating or groupies). So, now you're like 'Well, what does that have to do with status or the lack thereof?' And I was getting to that part, shit-head. That would fall under 'Positive association.' Because you don't want to fuck actors you don't like. Right? But their 'status' would be relatively the same, wouldn't it? Who would have the most status as an actor? The person with the most accolades? So, like Jack Nicholson and Denzel Washington? Morgan freeman? Or is hype based? Like whoever has the most hype at this moment has the most status? There's also some fat-cock involved. There's an underlying element of fat-cocks going on there too. But no. No status. I guess you could consider yourself 'sometimes food' as a status. Because as a 'Not Me' you situationally constitute a food-source. That can be your status."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

Status quo ante bella

The situation as it was before the girl
Derived from the Latin exp. "status quo ante bellum"

"He really got his life together for a while, but ever since the breakup it is status quo ante bella"

by acemcwinters January 29, 2024

Statudeed

If somebody is drunk *and* high at the same time and talks about the smartest stuff ever, like politics, philosophy etc. Yapping.

Someone: "He is really high, and drunk and talks about alot of interesting stuff."
Someone else: "He's really high and drung, he's yapping about cool stuff."
Me: "He's statudeed."

As you see, it can shorten alot.

by LLCCH February 15, 2024