rebound scavenger

Someone who preys on recent breakups and fixes everything for a minute. Gives the illusion of hero but really just wants control.

As soon as Jack an Diane broke up that rebound scavenger was right there to offer Diane the couch....hoping she will choose the bed

by Dbl Dee March 4, 2018

significant science

1) The act of finding, discovering or inventing something that impacts the human race significantly regardless of whether it is good or bad for them.
2) Any known concept, studied phenomenon or manmade object that has a significant impact on the human race.

When people will stop coming up with useful new stuff for humanity, it will mark the end of good significant science.

by Rogue_Nation April 16, 2018

Rocket science

Quintessential observation of a difficult job

Gavin delander- for fucks sake it’s not rocket science

by Hardyakka August 15, 2018

Rain Science Technology

A high yield water proof technology for production of fabric plant containers. Rain Science Tech is proven to increase yields and increase resistance to pest and diseases. Rain Science solves problems associated with container gardening and has been crucial in the development of the agricultural industry.

I harvest a lot more buds from my cannabis now that I use grow bags with Rain Science Technology !

by Plant Man Dan August 16, 2018

hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.

Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

Potato Science

The type of science that makes no sense

The scientist over there is doing potato science

by The human being August 1, 2019

Temporal scavenger

Someone who wastes too much time on studying the personal histories of people they'll never meet to the point that it affects their existence.

Begone temporal scavenger dog, go lick someone else's clock floor!

by slacketstew October 21, 2019