Ass Fresh 

A term you can use to substitute words like "awesome" or "sweet". Used originally by renowned professor of Contemporary Language, Declan Woods.

Jackson: Hey man wanna play some COD?

Jeremy: Hell yeah!
Jackson: Ass fresh.

Ass Fresh by J.Dubb May 1, 2010

Ass Chips 

Frito Lay Sabritones puffed wheat snacks, chile lime flavored. It smells like ass when you open the bag, but they are delicious!

Mom: "Look, I bought some ass chips"
Daughter: "Get ready for stanky!"

Ass Chips by Dogger78 May 5, 2010

Ass Treeks 

A term referring to any butt cheeks made popular by Howard Sterns Ronnie the Limo Driver.

Get down below the ass treeks and drink the juice!

Ass Treeks by rekcut24 January 7, 2020

ass-kisser 

A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.

'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.

1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.

2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.

ass-kisser by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Ass-thief 

noun. one who violently anal rapes another repetitively.

that guy in the prison showers is a total Ass-thief

Ass-thief by gavinator13 July 13, 2010

ass mechanic 

another term for a homosexual man

That guy was checking you out, Fred. He might be an ass mechanic.

ass mechanic by kingsvillian September 6, 2005

ass pimple 

An endearing term for someone who is constantly attached to you or mooching off of you.

"My brother is such an ass pimple, I wish he would get a job and move out of my house!"

ass pimple by MThrasher July 2, 2006