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National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

one egg short 

one car short of twelve.
Lil Wayne- King Kong

"I’m one egg short, I’m just tryin to get a dozen."
one egg short by n.oNigga January 8, 2008

tall man- short man 

tall man is well you put your fingers in the loser sign position. the index finger stands for the height while the thumb strands for the length of his dick. Now turn your hand, with the loser sign still formed, in the similar position of a gun. Now your thumb stands for the height of short man and your index finger is his dick.
have you heard of tall man- short man. that is the only reason im glad im short

kill short people day

hey its kill short people day yay kill gianni hahahah he dead now.
kill short people day by boobs22 October 22, 2020

Andres the Short Mayate 

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.
No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

The Baskerville Short-House 

The Baskerville Short-House is the act of a man thrusting his leg up a woman's vagina.

The woman must stand in a power stance fashion, with her legs separated at an obtuse angle.

Then, the male bring his leg into rapid contact with the woman's vagina, via a punting motion, similar to the punting of a football. Giving maximum velocity to the woman's vagina.
My leg missed last night while trying The Baskerville Short-House, dislocating my girlfriends pelvis.