stuff the goose

To drink large amounts of water before going to bed in order to avoid a hangover.

I am going to stuff the goose so I don't feel so shitty tomorrow.

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shot the goose

As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."

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trying something out or testing something. Another saying for "testing the waters".

I am flappin the goose with this new job I have.

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the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.

Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!

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pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

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the act of spreading dicksauce (or cum) all over somebody

Bradley: did you enjoy your friend setting your goose loose
Kaley: yeah that nigga was set his goose loose on my last night

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An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

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