Silly goose

Someone who doesn't see the obvious; stupid fuck.

Son: "You know apples are red."
Mom: "Of course silly goose."

Silly goose by BucFan67 October 25, 2025

Silly Goose

Daylin 🥰

Daylin is a silly goose! And I love her 🥰🥰🥰

Silly Goose by The Silly Goose Lover November 1, 2025

Celestial Goose

Super tuff and sexy and hot and cool and omg wowowowowowwww I'm nutting all over js trying to type this omg wow he's so cool and hot he's the greatest ever omgggg

Celestial Goose: *says tuffest thing ever*
Everyone: *cums*

Celestial Goose by Celestial Goose March 24, 2026

Celestial Goose

Someone who's tuff asl n sexy n hot n cool n he gets all the boys n even the girls even thi he's gay but he lwk turns everyone down for the aura n shit cuz he's super tuff n cool n sexy n hot but not hotter than mr sword cuz mr sword is the hottest guy ever

Nigga 1: did u see him, who is he?
Nigga 2: *gooning to mysterious person*
Nigga 1: *also gooning to mysterious person*
Both of them: *cums*
Nigga 2: that's celestial goose, the tuffest and hottest and coolest and sexiest person ever other than mr sword cuz mr sword is the hottest ever
Nigga 1: *starts gooning again cuz of celestial gooses aura*

Celestial Goose by Celestial Goose March 27, 2026

Copper Goose

Something you expect to have value only to be disapointingly mid

You are the copper goose of the family.

I invested in this buisiness only to find out it was a copper goose.

Copper Goose by VeryHululu July 8, 2026

stuff the goose 

To drink large amounts of water before going to bed in order to avoid a hangover.

I am going to stuff the goose so I don't feel so shitty tomorrow.

stuff the goose by Andrew Graham December 14, 2008

shot the goose 

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.

As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."

shot the goose by cedmondsuek October 6, 2010