choad waffle 

a choad made out of waffles or someone that is acting retarded

that bitch keith is such a choad waffle

choad waffle by fuck me with a chainsaw December 11, 2007

Talking Waffle 

talking shit, telling lies

Man,, i slept with like 5 girls last night!
Dude,, you're Talking Waffle

Talking Waffle by tihsbreaker July 24, 2009

twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018

moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

moon waffle by Tomicide December 30, 2004

Bonus Waffle 

Commonly known as a parting gift after a one night stand with your partner to let them know that you enjoyed their company.

The sex with John last night was terrible, but at least he gave me a bonus waffle before I left.

Bonus Waffle by munchbox April 26, 2013

The Waffle Tinkerer 

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon

I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction

The Waffle Tinkerer by TheSlangMasta October 4, 2014

turkey waffle 

Vagina with extra skin

I hit that loose turkey waffle

turkey waffle by pooknboi November 18, 2014