Pissing Upside Down

Engaging in a frustrating pursuit that consumes more effort that it is worth. The idea is that "pissing upside down" is an ineffective way to do something very simple, and likely results in getting wet.

See Struggle-Bug

"I just wanted to get a quart of oil out of the garage but I bumped the boxes of scrapbooking supplies, which knocked over a bottle of brake fluid that split open and is getting everywhere. Now I'm pissing upside down."

by skippy123456 January 31, 2009

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.

Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009

Pissbiscuit

A baked good such as a biscuit, cake, brownie, etc in which urine is used instead of water. Typically done as a practical joke.

I gave Nathan a pissbiscuit; and he actually ate it!!

by Steve_Judo January 2, 2010

Pissbrick

1. A rude or inconsiderate person.

2. Literally; frozen urine in the shape of a brick.

1. You see that guy? He is such a pissbrick.

2. It's so cold outside I bet we could make pissbricks!

by GwonamHyrule2634 January 3, 2010

pissatorium

A large men's restroom, such as in a sports stadium.

The pissatorium was crowded after the third quarter.

by Mr.137 October 2, 2009

pisspuppy

A retarded, ego-centric individual who craves attention at any level. Commonly applied to someone who always loses arguments, yet feels constrained to continue participation and subsequent destruction. Like their namesake, an abused puppy who knows nothing but maltreatment, than cannot help themselves.

JoeSpareBedroom is the quintessential pisspuppy

by his ex-wife April 5, 2010