Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

Halloween Apple

Another word for a pumpkin
What idiots and elite call the orange version of a spooky fruit

Hey can you pass me that Halloween apple? I want to carve a vampire into it

by WisdomicPersona May 4, 2021

Apple-Chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money; named for the "road apples" left behind by ponies in rural town streets.

That apple-chaser has been climbing into garbage bins to collect cans for recycling. He's do anything for to put jink in his coin-purse.

by Zed Numar July 9, 2021

Apple Turnover

Where one of the female gender straddles a man’s neck enjoying the vibrations of his Adams apple while he happily hums sings or whale calls

Hey Luv Let me give you an apple turnover…

by Bumblebeesadventures March 27, 2023

Apple Pie

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.

Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!

by Juqusaik61889 February 22, 2011

APPLE SAUCE

its when something is so so good. like a cold drink on a hot day. etc .....

"thats apple sauce bitch". or just "apple sauce"

by stuart hammill July 25, 2006

candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.

That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.

by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010