State Trooper

An underpaid AAA serviceman with a gun and a God complex.

That state trooper just wrote me a ticket for going two miles over! What a dick!

by Goobber April 29, 2021

F Troop

A group of Fags. Usually partying or clubbing together or doing something that is quite faggy. And usually denotes a motley crew of Fags, not just cloned Fags, hence referring back to the tv show F Troop where there were characters / soldiers of different looks, heights, ages, etc.

Check out that F Troop over there! Did you ever see such an epic collection of Fags in one place?

by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2009

trooper bait

That driver who's been chewing on your bumper for the past ten miles, so you move over to the slow lane and let him pass, in the hope that he'll be the one to attract attention and get pulled over by the State Police

"Geez man, you want to be trooper bait so bad, okay, go ahead and pass!"

by smendler May 10, 2010

Trooper in the door

82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.

Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"

by WunHungLo August 6, 2011

Trojan Fart

Disguising of one's glorious flatulence by releasing a'SBD' (silent but deadly) after another releases gas and openly admits to the act - in this event the first to fart will unknowingly smell, and enjoy (believing it was their sent), your fart and possibly even be egotistically proud of the vigor of the second party's flatulence.

Uses:
1. Ambush: convince another to unknowingly enjoy your sh!t smell.

2. Rebranding: Cover up and hide your sent in another's indiscretions.

Wife: "Tee-Hee, I just did a poo smell..."
Husband: (tactfully releases SBD, then pretends to be displeased) "Phew hun, that one was a 'good' one. You sure beat me for the day!"
Pleased wife: "Tee-Hee."

Trojan fart.

by King Vern November 22, 2014

troogled

When you call someone on their obvious bullshit by using Google.

Old man Bill just told me that he could not be at work Friday , due to a "religious holiday". I wonder how much bullshit he used to get away with before the internet. I troogled him, on his bullshit , so we will be seeing him early on Friday.

by pcat4k May 16, 2016

troopsucker

Disgustingly reverential attitude toward anyone in military uniform

Lester’s reputation as a troopsucker was secured when he bought drinks for a group of USAF personnel and then blew them behind the Waffle House.

by Rico Boothman November 10, 2020