1.one who wears pink american eagle polos that are two sizes to small.
2. Wears a headband while his hair is spiked and works out with an ipod band around his arm.
3.one who grunts loud at the gym thinking hes actually working out
2. Wears a headband while his hair is spiked and works out with an ipod band around his arm.
3.one who grunts loud at the gym thinking hes actually working out
by dirty sanchez's October 30, 2007
Get the toolmug. michael david wilson from oak lawn Illinois
is the direct deffintion of a tool
he currently goes to southern illinois which makes him even more of a tool
is the direct deffintion of a tool
he currently goes to southern illinois which makes him even more of a tool
tool, flake
by danielle quarles October 17, 2008
Get the toolmug. A paramedic that loves the color purple, plays christmas music starting november first, pays $1200 for a PSP (from Rent-A-Center), worships rent-a-center, throws garbage out the window, and has obtained the status of social outcast. Also, wears a utility belt that has earned himself the nick "jingles", and has place himself on the homosuspicion list.
by Commodore November 11, 2006
Get the toolmug. 1)one who shares similarities with a screwdriver, or a wrench for example.
2)one who is being fucked without their awareness.
2)one who is being fucked without their awareness.
by Tooly McScrew January 10, 2006
Get the toolmug. If a nigga try to jack, I got my tool on me
Keep ya hand on ya grip, dont threaten me with ya tool like you a mechanic with clips - Chamillionaire
Keep ya hand on ya grip, dont threaten me with ya tool like you a mechanic with clips - Chamillionaire
by ABC September 19, 2005
Get the toolmug. a poser; one who pretends to have something one doesn't have; anyone that refuses to don legitimate apparel accurately reflecting her soon-to-be-baller-status, instead deeming it wise to wear graphic t-shirts inscribed with lies, making claims such as "I have your two tickets to the gun show", with arrows pointing to each arm
K: "Dude, did you see Lexi today? With that "gun-show" t-shirt on? How come she didn't just wear her basketball jersey, seeing as she was about to go play 3-on-3?
S: I don't even know. That girl is such a TOOL.
K: Tell me about it!
S: I don't even know. That girl is such a TOOL.
K: Tell me about it!
by Duke0001 April 29, 2007
Get the toolmug. Hot Chick:"Hey, Paffel, will you do my geometry, please?
Paffel:(looks at her chest and says yes)
Hot chick:"Thanks, Paffel, I don't know what I would do without you."
Paffel:(Does her work and continues to be a tool)
Paffel:(looks at her chest and says yes)
Hot chick:"Thanks, Paffel, I don't know what I would do without you."
Paffel:(Does her work and continues to be a tool)
by Galen Witte March 4, 2008
Get the toolmug.