Toenails

Toecovers

Bob: So this one day, I got really stoned and ran around trying to figure out the meaning of my toenails, man. And I was like: "Toecovers!"
Joe: Dude, get some help.

by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008

dick toenail

A toenail, but on your dick though.

Are you gonna grow your dick toenail out for a Guinness World Record?

by Finger Toenail April 6, 2011

Toemass

The name of a very sexual and rapey person.

Toemass was a rapist

by Toemassthebigchode June 11, 2018

Terry Toeman

The Toeman is an urban myth. He is a foot loving man with intimidating green hair so he blends in with his surroundings. He is a very dominant person standing at 7’9 towering all the children he can get his grubby little hands on. He is very seductive and has many women at his disposal. He will grope and grab at your toes. Inventor of the tingers, he is top of the FBI most wanted. And you are at the top of his most wanted ;)

Woman “he is following me.”

Man “who is?”
Woman “Terry toeman.”
Woman *gets captured*

by Talula toeman March 5, 2021

toejam

aka "toe cheese"

by skank January 12, 2003

rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

by B. Sac February 9, 2008

toefl

REAL = Test Of English As A Foreign Language.

Mine = The immediate response in anger/ happiness/ dismay/ praise/ sympathy(Toef)/or insult. Or a random act of speech.

Yo, Toef my brof.

Jimmy: My dog died.
Billy: Oh Toefl, I'm sorry.

Insult-
I swear, I'm gonna toef you so hard you wont know the difference between a pizza and an alien.

Random-
Holy Toefl!!

by Carndizzle February 4, 2007