by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 12, 2007
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only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.
Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"
Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.
by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007
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When I walked by my secretary's desk she looked so hard at work, but then I caught my her sorking again when I walked up behind her and saw that she was playing on the internet instead of working on my letter that needed to go out.
by Conner Osborne May 15, 2005
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Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."
Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."
Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."
by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009
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adjective
for a member of the opposite sex or indeed the same sex, depending on sexual orientation providing pleasure or delight, especially in appearance or manner; arousing, attractive, sexually exciting to look at.
Synonyms:
Fit, Hot, Attractive, Peng, Sexy, Totty, bang-tidy
Antonyms:
Ugly, Grim, Cringeworthy, Gruesome, Unattractive
adjective
for a member of the opposite sex or indeed the same sex, depending on sexual orientation providing pleasure or delight, especially in appearance or manner; arousing, attractive, sexually exciting to look at.
Synonyms:
Fit, Hot, Attractive, Peng, Sexy, Totty, bang-tidy
Antonyms:
Ugly, Grim, Cringeworthy, Gruesome, Unattractive
"She is f**king storming"
Relative terms:
1. Stormy - stohr-me
adjective
"That Kirstie is looking so stormy today"
2. Stormer stohr-muh
noun
"Oh, Emma? Proper Stormer."
3. Storm
Possessive Noun
"She's packing a fuck load of storm tonight"
Relative terms:
1. Stormy - stohr-me
adjective
"That Kirstie is looking so stormy today"
2. Stormer stohr-muh
noun
"Oh, Emma? Proper Stormer."
3. Storm
Possessive Noun
"She's packing a fuck load of storm tonight"
by ColonolStormseeker November 7, 2011
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