sorking

Pretending to be productive while actually screwing around on you computer during work hours.

When I walked by my secretary's desk she looked so hard at work, but then I caught my her sorking again when I walked up behind her and saw that she was playing on the internet instead of working on my letter that needed to go out.

by Conner Osborne May 15, 2005

Sorks

Super + Dorks. A group of super dorks.

"the conversation is about to change to comics and quantum physics, the sorks have arrived"

by frenchasfries September 08, 2017

Sork

Super + Dork. A super dork.

"the conversation is about to change to comics and quantum physics, the sorks have arrived"

by frenchasfries September 08, 2017

sorked

A specific kind of drunk- meaning to be both drunk and angry, likely to the point of violence.

Did you see John punch that cop outside the pub last night? Man was he sorked.

by brandyllyn April 23, 2005

Sork

Like Nork but against South Koreans

Have you ever heard that Sork song? It's called Gangnam Style

by Porg009 October 26, 2019

Sork

(n) A person who insinuates themselves into a conversation by making snide, caustic or asinine comments completely off the topic of said conversation in an attempt to bring the subject around to center on themselves.

She's really being a sork today.

She is always a sork.

Wow, what a sork!

by Bikn Undkliminrockankikinbutt December 09, 2008

Sork

(v) To insert one's genitals into a sharpener of pencils until full and total castration is in effect.

"I'ma sork your groin!"

by Sarah Lover November 27, 2003