Spoiler faux pas

A statement which is claimed to spoil a film or television show episode, but in reality states something that never even occurs in the film or episode, thus making it not actually the spoiler of anything. Also called a "fake spoiler," "faux spoiler," or a "false spoiler."

Kevin: I'm serious this time, Oscar, don't you dare spoil "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."
Oscar: It dies.
Kevin: YOU SUCK!!!!
Oscar (thinking): Has no idea it was a spoiler faux pas...sucks for him!

Monica: I haven't watched the finale of 'Breaking Bad' yet...you better not spoil it for me...
Rachel: Walt Jr. convinces Walt and Skyler to get back together and it turns out that Hank actually didn't die.
Monica: THANKS A LOT!!!!
**they both get into a cat fight**

by A Person Named February 15, 2014

Spoogler

Spouse of a Googler.

- How do you know her?
- Our husbands are co-workers, she's a Spoogler.

by SheilaCelia April 7, 2017

Spooterpilla

A fetish which includes filling a bathtub with poisonous fuzzy caterpillars and bathing in it.

"Did you hear she is in the hospital again? This Spooterpilla fetish is really getting out of hand!"

by percisi0n August 17, 2017

Spoiler Owl

A human sized owl that flys around spoiling good movies

“Dam I hate that spoiler owl he spoiled starwars for me what a douchebag”

by Kool Kunt June 5, 2018

Spoiler Baiting

When someone says something intriguing about a show/movie/book that makes you want to search it up and spoil it for yourself.

Person 1: “damn I really like this character”
Person 2: “ooo good luck with that, something really wild happens to them in the next season!”
Person 1: *searched it up because person 2 was spoiler baiting them*

by EsorRemmus April 30, 2020

Chin Spoiler

The art of ejaculating on a girls chin.

Dude! Last night was so sick, I gave this one slut a chin spoiler!

by RickBarbs July 6, 2008

Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...

That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped

by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011