spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)

gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG

by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022

Dingleberry Spore Farm

The area between the asshole and the nutsack, where, due to inadequate wiping creates tiny lumps of shit and toilet paper that collect on pubic/ass hair, (dingleberry spores) which after adequate time for growth due to lack of showering (see: hygiene) have grown or conglomerated into larger, fully developed dingleberrys.

Dude 1: Hey broski you wanna go to the gym?
Dude 2: No can do bro, every time I do a squat I rip out patches of my dingleberry spore farm
Dude 1: Gross.

by greggims December 30, 2011

Spore'd

To be bitterly disappointed after a very long, exciting and anxious wait.

Gamer 1: "I've waited 8 years for this game to come out... What the fuck is this watered down piece of boring crap that I'm now playing?"

Gamer 2: "lol, spore'd"

by Burningfeetman October 25, 2008

spokesbeard

A bewhiskered male representative of a group (often religion-related although might apply to any group where shaving is outlawed/unusual) acting as a spokesperson for media purposes.

Mohyeldeen Mohammed, a spokesbeard for “The Volunteers” group which organised the demo, said:

"If this will be allowed to continue in the end it will be too late. Then we’ll get a September 11th and a June 7th on Norwegian soil. This is not a threat, but a warning."

Source: MediaWatchWatch

by bluematt March 8, 2010

spoken word

In a basic sense, SPOKEN WORD is a rhythmic poetry. It is performed enthusiastically (be it vibrant or emotional), rather than just read plainly. Like other art forms, it is a form of self-expression, and can be used as therapy for the artist and the listener.

Spoken Word is Kevin's form of self-expression.

by JamesF1987 October 31, 2007

brown spokes

Slang used to describe someones anus opening.

She cringed when i tried to stick it in her brown spokes.

by EJ Krueger August 24, 2006

Spole

Word originating in the Isle of Man.

After a group of insults two friends threw at each other, they began linking insults together.

"Spesh"
"Asshole"
"Speshhole"
"Spole"

Someone with limit brain ability, and is also, an asshole.

Adam you Spole!

by Alexnrrs May 2, 2011