speling

'Speling" is something that a lot of people on this site seem to do. I think that 'spelling' correctly is beyond most of them.

Urbandicksionary has meny speling misteaks.

by Beneli May 5, 2004

chocolate slinger

Employees at Godiva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. Chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.

"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"

by mimi marquez September 10, 2008

Two-Finger Slinger

A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"

That dick Fred came in me last night, so I gave him the "Two-Finger Slinger!"

by The Mexipope May 22, 2006

Slingage

Coined by Zeus of the popular MMA site MiddleEasy, "it's a way to denote that a person has insulted someone by 'slinging' words at them."

Dude, you caught some major slingage!

by Bug Marley October 21, 2010

Sling D

The verb 'sling D' is a compound verb composed of 'sling,' which means to sell drugs and 'D,' which stands for dick, dong, ding-a-ling (see also 'wee wee'). Literally, to Sling D means to peddle ones cock, i.e. to have sex. The use of 'Sling D' also brings with it the connotation of having sex on an operational level or on a mass scale, as if pulling down bitches was one's job.

After Robert got new job, finally got in shape, and moved into a pent house apartment, he knew he would now be able to sling D all over town.

by slingingdallovertown September 23, 2011

sling pigeon

A United States Army colloquialism used to deflect attention from one's chronic inability to grasp simple concepts.

"I apologize for being educated! No wait - I don't. ... I'm from Alabama I can sling pigeon with the best of them!"

by SPC Mateo January 23, 2009

Slingy

Slingy is a puppet who lacks awareness of personal boundaries but is driven by only one thing – telling the world how great Slinging is.

Slingy showed up last night for the Slingers party we had to watch the game but totally overstayed his welcome per usual.

by hyers March 25, 2019