Keynote Speaker

Derived from Apple's Keynote presentation software, a keynote speaker is a speaker, often at academic and business conferences, who presents with the aid of a Keynote slideshow presentation.

Steve Jobs was the first and greatest keynote speaker of our generation.

by Antonymize November 23, 2021

Poor Man's Speakers

Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)

Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!

My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!

by EvilGinger84 March 18, 2013

Trump as House Speaker

When some morally bankrupt ultra-MAGA lawmakers are entertaining the idea to nominate their ex-Commander in Cheat as the next House Speaker (who doesn’t have to be an elected member of Congress) as days-long bitching, backstabbing, and infighting continue to plague the polarized GOP.

As his politically inept and serially corrupt yes-men and women can’t see eye to eye with the moderates, the Pinocchio-in-Chief is relishing at their far-fetched or idiotic proposal of “Trump as House Speaker.”

by Fasters October 21, 2023

Speider

Norwegian word for scout, or tracker.

Also, modern slang for hunter of opposite sex, and nickname for persons percieved as 'hunting big game' e.g. having a larger number ofsexual partners than what is regurarly percieved as normal.

Also used for persons with percieved large 'hunting spear'

Major: "General, I believe the enemy has a Speider in the woods, surveying us!"

Also:

Guy 1: That dude has different women leaving his home every morning.
Guy 2: Yeah. He's Speider.

by Chibichibi83 May 1, 2011

Peanut Speakers

The tiny speakers that come stock with most electronics. Can refer to any small speaker that is too small for its function.

"Dude, you are going to blow those pansy little peanut speakers if you keep running your laptop at full volume."

by Ultratoxic June 18, 2006

Bath salts bitin speakers in the face

A lyric from Rhianna's song N.E.R.D. Confusing, but might be a small mention of the case in Florida where a man on bath salts ate another mans face in a drugged craze.

Yo....man dont be doin bath salts. Bath salts bitin speakers in the face

GREG?! U sniffin what I think u sniffin? Boi im gettin outta here.

by Bloopbloopbloopyeahno July 26, 2018

Speaker Hoe

A girl/woman that will get on stage or DJ platform, and use the large speakers as a prop to dance seductivaly. This is mostly done to get at the DJ sexually or band member.

At a club in a private room with a d.j., who was my friends man, and this chic gets up on his stage. She starts grindin on the speaker, makin eyes at the d.j. My friend was like "look at this bitch...", I tell her "don't even trip, she just a speaker hoe."

by SASHA GREEN December 8, 2006