Stuart Singer

disco, memory loss, thunder thighs, chav

"have you seen that stuart singer anywhere around?"
"has stuart singer put in a video for magnum?"

by Colin April 12, 2005

Stuart Gray

A Conservative die hard who's political views are on the verge of falling off the right wing of politics. He can be found saluting the queen, the red hand of ulster or having a ham shank over Maggie Thatcher. He often fantasizes over thatcher in stockings, playing doctors and nurses with harold shipman, and getting caught in y not shnecking tobin via gambit live. Overall he is a wee hun who claims he would play for northern ireland over scotland.

You often hear this chap before you see him, if you hear the following sounds you know this thug is within the vacinity:

- Glasgow Rangers Championee

- Im up to ma knees in fenian blood

- ive went duking for a bird and came up wiv a boner im my mouth

- I often look up to geoffrey leonard

- hello hello we are the billy boys

- Joseph Fritzel is a hero

- Here mate, never again

- Lets ave it

- Jog on

- I Ogreeeee

I was born under a Stuart Gray

by weeechaz March 24, 2010

Scurt

A sound effect used for the abrupt ceasing of motion.

When in a race, one might say 'scurt' when they have stopped completely at the finish line.

by Kayla Skiles February 18, 2009

squartle

When a guy masterbates behind a corner untill someone passes by so the guy sneaks up on the person and ejaculates on them.

Man #1: Dude did you go to the club?

Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead

by shabadoggy October 21, 2013

Scartle

It's whatever you believe in your heart as your nose deep is someone's ass.

I'll scartle your asshole with a bum lance.

by Arpn March 27, 2020

Stuart Little Syndrome

In which a human cannot handle the emotional grief of yeeting small rodents, even if they may be infected, because of a movie that featured a talking mouse with emotions equivalent to that of a human.

“He catches the dirty house mice and houses them in a box because he has Stuart Little Syndrome.”

by JosieTheWitch December 26, 2022

squart

When a person farts and excrement squeezes out as well. Can be used as a verb or a noun. Also known as a shart. A line in the movie "Along Came Polly" refers to this type of flatulence.

"Oh man I have to leave. I just squarted."

by J Dubya December 30, 2004