schmooney

A children's book written by Bob Shumaker

Have you read The Legend of the Schmooney

by Dootdoot25 February 25, 2019

Schmoolie

A cheapskate person who displays foolish actions. An unintelligent scam artist in simpler terms.

John ripped me off last week and proceeded to harass me on Facebook. Dude is a total schmoolie.

by TheSuburbs122 March 31, 2019

schmooty

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

Schmoozic

Music that has only one purpose:to schmooze for a babe or a hot man.

Especially music that only highlights only shallow physical characteristics of the opposite sex.

Woaaah! That is some serious schmoozic!

Ed Sheeran? Cmon, turn that schmoozic off.

“Love with Your Body” by Ed Sheeran, is just schmoozic that you can’t dump from your brain.

Taylor Swift used to make normal schmoozic , but now her schmoozic is far too gay.

Ok, pretty much all male Mexican singers make schmoozic.

by Hunter HaFrick’nrickian August 9, 2020

Schmouff

Something insanely smooth

The bois: yo that what Schmouff

Chad: I know, I get them girls easy

by Seje Reje December 21, 2021

Schmooged

When things are squished together.

We were all schmooged together

by RetroBox May 6, 2023

thumb-schmooze

To text for the purpose of social communication; from schmooze, Yiddish meaning to chat, to have an informal conversation; "thumb" is a reference to the use of thumbs to text on a mobile phone

I'll be in meetings all week, but we'll thumb-schmooze every day until we can get together on the weekend.

by Liz141 April 21, 2017