Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

Scalloping

Scalloping-verb
The act of shoving one's hand up the anus of another person, pull out their innards, proceed to the nearest body of water (i.e., lake, pond, public swimming pool, etc.) and swim out on one's back into the middle of said body of water. Then one places the innards on one's stomach and then continue on to eating said innards like an otter.

Danny- "I totally went down by the beach and started scalloping Freddy."

Steve- "Nice dude! Now hold still and bend over."

by Rosco Willy Jacobsin November 13, 2011

scooping

When you do a drug and you feel like it scooped a part of your brain out, like ice cream but with brain cells.

i scooped so hard last night, I saw God

yo, we scooping tonight?

by MRSdirt June 12, 2011

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

schlumping

the act of males humping

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.

by ktkattdd January 5, 2009

schwooping

only the best type of cuddling ever.

One day this really retarded girl used the word schwoopy to describe something. Her super cute, absolutely amazing boyfriend never let her forget how dumb it was. Now sometimes when they hang out and cuddle, they refer to it as schwooping.

by the retarded girl June 16, 2006

schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.

I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.

by asiseesit December 18, 2010