Schemist

A schemer specialist. Someone who specializes in getting by any second he gets through shady methods; always trying to get out of things.

"Richard is a schemist; his unwillingness to study causes him to continually find ways to get out of assignments."

"Why did the schemist have such a convoluted idea as to how to present this problem?"

by annie-cupcake March 7, 2009

Schest

Where your chin meets your chest because you have no neck.

Jake has no neck, he has a schest!

by C4nn0nb4ll April 21, 2018

Scheiser

The German word for shit.
sing.- Scheiser
plur. -Scheisen

SCHEISER!! the deadline is today

by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

sheist heist

anal sex; to partake in the act of anal sex makes you a sheist heister.

dude, i was really drunk last night and i think your ga friend was trying to pull a sheist heist on me. i couldnt sleep a wink.

by jchronic June 18, 2007

scheisse

German word meaning shit, not necessarily vulgar but often used by stupid Americans assuming it is. Actually, it is a commonly used word simply meaning feces.

Komm hier, Scheisskopf!

Doffe Amerikannische denke, dass Scheisse ein boese Wort ist.

by psparks May 12, 2007

scheissehosen

Exclamation used when approached by a malodorous German vagrant.

Oh scheissehosen, er riecht!

by concert lighter March 17, 2005

Schist

Something that seems shady or greedy

Me: Let's go get some beer dude. How much do you got on it?

Dude: I got a dollar on it

Me: cmon man stop being so schist

Me: Hey have you seen my wallet anywhere

Friend: Na man hit up Joe he just left maybe he saw it

Me: He isn't answering

Friend: Dam that's schist

by Nitro2 February 18, 2010