Slapperbating

The action of slapping your genitalia (not just for men) until the one who's genitalia is being slapped reaches orgasm.

John: Hey Frank, my Girlfriend and I just tried slapperbating eachother last night.

Frank: Really, I tried that and it hurt. A Lot.

by That_Slaperbating_Guy January 24, 2016

snapper jack

One who mostly packs snaps instead of bowls.

Connor is a snapper jack.

by lenisforlyfe January 2, 2017

Pastie Slappers

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.

Ed Jackson's shoes.

by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003

Chest slapper

Derogatory word for a mentally challenged person. Also insult to dumb ass friends.

See Tom over there, he's such a chest slapper.

by lilmisstoot August 25, 2011

mississippi potato slapper

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face

When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper

by fist pumping god January 21, 2010

Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

by cornholio October 16, 2003