Barking Salmon

The act of making your sex partner (female) puke while having sex with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her vaginal walls. The reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.

Bob finally got Sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.

by VonVytis January 20, 2006

Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009

Salmon

What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.

"My jumpers not pink, it's salmon"

by Shegoes April 1, 2015

Slamming Salmon

the Lesbian act of scissoring

Jake won’t be happy when he finds out that His girlfriend Grace And her friend Hope are slamming salmon

by LetsParty666 November 8, 2019

salmon ass

When your butthole gets all sweaty and the friction from your buttcheeks causes severe irritation and starts to burn when you walk.

Dude, after that walk through the mall, I had a bad case of salmon ass, that shit burns.

by Dan Jones June 11, 2006

salmon driving

to drive without any particular destination.

"'ey mate where we off to?"
"Nowhereabouts! we be salmon driving!"

by the other Ben March 31, 2007

Slaymode

Slaymode is a term used to describe the state of mind that occurs whenever a professional gamer starts to play very seriously and annihilates all his opponents.

Fan 1: Did Insert pro-gamer here win that competition?

Fan 2: Yeah, he was in slaymode

by Azniac September 22, 2012