ripped jeans

Societies proof that dressing like a hobo has finally ascending to becoming a status symbol.

Popularized in the 1980s, the fashion trend revolves around wearing jeans which are ripped, frayed, bleached or excessively worn. In spite of common sense indicating otherwise, it has continued to remain popular with large segments of teenagers and young adults.

Often bought for outrageous prices in excess of $100 at popular mall clothing stores such as Abercrombie & Fitch.

Why people would pay more for ripped jeans than regular, intact denim jeans is beyond me.

by PocketPick April 11, 2009

rippah

(n) Boston or New-England based eye-dialect for the term 'ripper', referring to a large party where it is assumed that party-goers will become intoxicated and out of control; a party that will be remembered for the damage done to objects, reputations, and livers

My boy Fred threw this wicked rippah at his folks' house and some chowdahead got thrown through the pool-house window!

by Moss Herder June 5, 2014

jesse and the rippers

Uncle Jesse's band on Full House. they recycled other bands shitty material and were supposed to be very bad-ass. i love it!!

me and my friends went to a jesse and the rippers gig last night.

by Angelacia December 30, 2007

jack the ripper

Notorious prostitute-killer that reached his peak in 1888. Famed for being the origianal serial killer, his identity remains a mystery to this day, although many people have luanched many differing theories. The style of the killings was particularly gruesome and internal organs were removed as souveneirs. Today the term will describe any loud, ripping fart.

"I'm gonna tear you u like i'm jack the ripper"


"I just did jack the ripper"

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Ripley's Law

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.

Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!

by Identity4 June 3, 2010

cunt ripper

Someone who is either very proficient at sex or very rough. Also could mean an alpha male or loser jock.

Man, steve's a fucking cunt ripper.

by Path March 10, 2004

ripped to the tits

Adverbial clause used to describe a state of extreme intoxication on the part of a female. The state of intoxication must be marked by extreme embarassment caused by abnormal behavior, a stumbling fall or something of that nature. This term was recently exhumed by Grace Slick, when she was interviewed about her indiscretion in Germany.

I'm not sure what happened. I just know I was ripped to the tits and don't remember anything.

by Tony Pavich February 12, 2006