space program

getting high. an orgainzation of people getting high.

guy enters the room. everyone is stoned. "welome to the space program."

by blackcentipede May 5, 2010

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Shit Shed Entry Program

The planning before anal sex.

Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

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strong bad-type interview program

The newest hard hiting jornalistic t.v. show that... GETS TO THA POINT

ummm.. why are you dressed like a ships captin?

by Redlen September 24, 2004

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Mexican Space Program

The Mexican Space Program is a porta-potty company. It is the source of hundreds if not thousands of Mexican Space Shuttles.

Dude 1: I work at the Mexican Space Program.

Dude 2: Do the jets run on Taco Bell's Fire sauce?

by Taco Bell Revenge March 3, 2019

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piece of shit program

A badly made program which frustrates people and causes inconvenience even when not using it.

Battle.net launches updates while playing another game, what a piece of shit program, uninstall!

by fsgsgsag March 20, 2017

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Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

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Self-Important Program

Like computer programs that run automatically on your computer, whether you want them to run or not, because their programmers have decided they automatically should. Any person (or program) that takes over from a mind set of self-importance, whether someone has asked them to be the center of attention or not.

Ever since Amy came in here, and took over, things haven't been going well.
Yeah, she's really quite the self-important program isn 't she?

My computer takes a long time to reboot, it has lots of self-important programs running.

by TranceMasterJ March 16, 2012

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