POOF

P.O.O.F.

Stands for:

People
Obviously
Over
Fucking

aka a whore or a slut.
Guy 1: Dude those chicks are hot! Totally want to hit that
Guy 2: Bad idea, man. They're obviously POOFs.
Guy 1: What the heck is a POOF?
Guy 2: Ya know... People Obviously Over Fucking.. like a whore or a slut..
by P.O.O.F. Creater December 20, 2009
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Poof of shit

1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.

2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"

Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.

Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
by Beeboobop October 22, 2012
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Bitch Poof

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.
The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.
by Kr1574 November 30, 2008
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Poof

Men who ride on the other bus. We regular take the normal bus whereas these ones take the OTHER bus.
Bobby: Hey jimmy! Where you going?

Jimmy: To the OTHER bus!

Bobby: WHat bus?

Jimmy: Where we get random objects shuved up our rectum!
by Jimjo March 14, 2005
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cheesy poof

a ball of puffed cheese, like a cheeto.
Cartman loves his cheesy poofs and would do anything for them!
I want my Cheesy Poofs!!!-cartman
by suckafish March 14, 2004
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Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.
by Cordmeister July 06, 2010
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love poof

A phenomenon which occurs when a woman's low-plunging bra or similar is slightly too small, resulting in two small "poofs" peeking over the top of said undergarment.
I like to have a little love poof on the first date.
by Rainbow Coloured Llama November 30, 2008
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