Guy 1: Dude those chicks are hot! Totally want to hit that
Guy 2: Bad idea, man. They're obviously POOFs.
Guy 1: What the heck is a POOF?
Guy 2: Ya know... People Obviously Over Fucking.. like a whore or a slut..
Guy 2: Bad idea, man. They're obviously POOFs.
Guy 1: What the heck is a POOF?
Guy 2: Ya know... People Obviously Over Fucking.. like a whore or a slut..
by P.O.O.F. Creater December 20, 2009
Get the POOFmug. 1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.
2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.
3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.
3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"
Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.
Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.
Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
by Beeboobop October 22, 2012
Get the Poof of shitmug. An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.
by Kr1574 December 16, 2008
Get the Bitch Poofmug. Men who ride on the other bus. We regular take the normal bus whereas these ones take the OTHER bus.
Bobby: Hey jimmy! Where you going?
Jimmy: To the OTHER bus!
Bobby: WHat bus?
Jimmy: Where we get random objects shuved up our rectum!
Jimmy: To the OTHER bus!
Bobby: WHat bus?
Jimmy: Where we get random objects shuved up our rectum!
by Jimjo March 14, 2005
Get the Poofmug. a ball of puffed cheese, like a cheeto.
Cartman loves his cheesy poofs and would do anything for them!
Cartman loves his cheesy poofs and would do anything for them!
I want my Cheesy Poofs!!!-cartman
by suckafish March 14, 2004
Get the cheesy poofmug. When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.
by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010
Get the poof pussymug. by ginger joe January 4, 2008
Get the Food poofmug.