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ben :)

thus shall not be blank

to whom it may concern piff

by [e-mail] May 14, 2018

Pifflehuke

Gas, bewitched; the culmination in the colon of a diet high in cruciferous vegetables along with propellents in the legume family.

John’s pifflehuke could only be likened unto the foul breath of the hydra, the kind of noxious emanation that destroys the lungs of small animals.

by Donbendeco February 20, 2021

Saunchy Piff

A saunchy piff is pretty much a dirty vagina or cunt.

Renee Zeabin is the definition of Saunchy Piff.

by Krotchpick July 12, 2010

Sniffle piffler

To accumulate a cold due to sniffing an old wet fanny,

E.g

Chelsea "I wish paddy would stop sneezing!"
Mathew "it's his own fault for sniffing an old otters pocket!"

Kid "mummy why is that mans nose red??"
Mum "don't look at him honey,he's a sniffle piffler"

by Piecemyster June 16, 2011

wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pin

wagwan = whats up
piffting = hottie (girl)
bbm = black berry messenger

so back in the days when blackberries still were a thing you had to get a code to DM someone. so this is actually just a really special way to say: whats up girl lemme get your number.

ayy yoo wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pin

by S0muchM3NY April 12, 2017

Piff

To be crispy , extra fresh , have alot of swag , or just top notch clean cut.

Aye , that shirt os so fucking piff !

by PrimaDonna27 November 24, 2010

Piffy

Piffy is when you bite into an apple that isn’t good and it is that weird consistency that’s just disgusting and makes a “pft” feeling in your mouth.

This apple is piffy. Ew.

by Samihami July 9, 2022