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granny panties 

1)A term to describe the kind of women's underpants that are considered "uncool" if you're under the age of 60, or something. In this aspect they are similar to tightie whities for boys. Granny pants are usually high cut, with a highly elastic waistband that will come up to at least your belly button. They may also come in floral patterns, pink patterns, or other "old lady" looking styles- just like any other type of underwear, actually, anything's possible stylewise.
People who wear granny underwear usually wear it because
A) their mom bought it for them
B) they don't like thongs or bikini cuts
C) they're playing some kind of sport (oh, c'mon, you don't seriously think that all female athletes wear thongs, do you? Most "sporty" girls underpants are NOT thongs or really low cut.)
D) they just like them and don't care what others think.

Also called grannie panties, granny underwear, etc.
Locker room:
-"Ew, you wear granny panties?"
-"Yeah, that's right, I do. Get over it. At least they don't go up my a** like thongs."
granny panties by andriod5 January 13, 2006
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Man Panties 

A thong with a special "cup" to hold the male genitalia.
Girlfriend: "I just like to go to sleep wearing a T-shirt and Panties!"

Boyfriend:"Me Too!!!!"

Girlfriend:"Panties??

Boyfriend:"Ummmm... MAN PANTIES!!!"
She gently removed her panties prior to being jumped and ravaged throughout the entire evening.
panties by XXX October 15, 2004

York Peppermint Pattie 

A delicious delicacy of soft chocolate and mint euphoria. Immensely addictive and can be eaten in brobdingnagian quantities. Can cause abhorrent stomach aches and repulsive diarrhea. The gastrointestinal torment will feel lingering and broil.
I ate a package of York Peppermint Patties yesterday and my rectum is still in recovery. It was worth every agonizing momment though.

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Wet Panties 

The state of undergarments when the wearer (usually a woman) becomes intensely aroused or excited to the point that she (or he) actually begins to release sexual juices.
She became so excited and aroused that she suddenly had wet panties
Wet Panties by Dubeal May 23, 2010