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I Floop the pig

When two men are playing a game of card wars and one man destroys corn fields by flopping the pig
Actually, my Ancient Scholar's been studying the Raise the Dead ability.

The Ancient Scholar comes out of the schoolhouse, holding a spellbook.

SO WHAT?

So, my Ancient Scholar raises the dead. The Pig is revived. I floop the Pig.
by Ballhair16 September 29, 2023
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Floop

When using the pull out method and you cum before the person you're fucking cums

The act of wiping the leftover jizz from the tip of the dudes cock, before slamming that D back in that V. Kinda like an insurance policy.
*dude pulls out and cums*, "floop that cock and get that D back inside that V"
by Balls out. December 2, 2014
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Floop

Another name for Flibberdigibbet.
When you’re here, when you’re there; you’re there, whenever you are you’re just flooping around.
by Pawsey January 14, 2021
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Floop

The sound that is made when a cock pulls out of a cum filled pussy!
After he was done he pulled out and all they heard was FLOOP!
by meowgirl April 27, 2015
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floop

The definition of floop is used by youth and used as if you are throwing yourself and relaxing after a stressful day.
EX1:hey what happend to john?
he just flooped on the couch
by cheeseisluv January 14, 2021
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flip floop

these two queens which you will never be able to meet, unless you see our dogs fly and our cats moo. yes, our cats moo.....
i named my cat flip floop because it mooed.
by flip_floop May 19, 2018
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Fuck Floop's Mom Day

National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2
Man how did you celebrate Fuck Floop's Mom Day? Man I fucked Floop's mom
by adolf gifler July 31, 2022
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