Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.
Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?
The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?
The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
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Person 1: What were you doing yesterday in chem?
Person 2: Multitrasking....my mom's not going to be happy with my grade.
Person 2: Multitrasking....my mom's not going to be happy with my grade.
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Beauty Advisor: "Don't hesitate to multimask so you can eliminate crow's feet and enhance the apples of your cheeks."
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Get the multimask mug.Someone who filters science through politics or their favorite media. Very judgmental, depending on your number of mask. Tend to lack independent thought due mask supplementation. Are also very obnoxious toward those who want to be left alone. Cannot discern science or aggregates for themselves, but often say "believe the science" . Most likely to wear mask while driving alone or in shower.
While jogging this multitasker CAME TOWARDS me to yell at me that I need to where my mask while drinking water.
I tried to explain covid statistics to this multimasker, but they told me to "shut up" and wished my family would die.
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