mugglesick

When a disabled or chronically ill person gets a common illness (i.e. a cold) on top of already being disabled/ill.

I got mugglesick this weekend, so I took benadryl along with my normal meds.

by dancingfish69 September 23, 2019

mugslapper

the act of gaping a mans butt-hole and pouring milk and hot sauce until it goes out of his noes and mouth. It feels as though icyhot is coursing throughout his whole body.

person1: i muggeslapped sina last week he hasnt been able to walk for a week. im a mugslapper

person 2: mugslapping feels good just not like parker

by eiueieieueiie July 30, 2021

muggles

people who cannot match your level of thoughts or simply the people who are not like you

I think I am surrounded by muggles

by anonymous September 24, 2022

cock muggler

A gay slur for somebody who likes to get slapped in the face with two or more cocks at the same time

I had a dream I was a cock muggler.
I heard that Hayden Johnson kid was a cock muggler.

by Gina5493 September 20, 2016

cake muggles

Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.

This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!

by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018

muggle ass nigga

A phrase idiots use to make themselves seem superior to fans of the harry potter series.

Douchbag - "Hey, muggle ass nigga? Fuck you! (insert immature sex joke here)

Harry Potter fan - "Yes, and you're an immature loser whose social skills are so deplorable that your only means of communication is to make sexual innuendos that only an elementary school student would find funny. All for the sake of generating some kind of positive emotional reaction from the people around you, thus allowing you to cope day by day with you incredibly low self esteem.

Douchbag- (Proceeds to run and cry shouting "My father will hear about this" Draco Malfoy style!

by FierceDeityZ April 11, 2016

muggle

The word is used multiple times in the Harry Potter series.

Those who do not contain any magical blood.

Two wizards trying to open a door:

A: "I can't open that door!"
B: "Are you a muggle or what? Use your wand!"

by MuggleLuver April 29, 2009