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Rattle your mudflaps

1.To go take a huge shit.
2.To fart powerfully
3. A threat to violate your booty cheeks
1. Sorry, fellas, I gotta rattle my mudflaps somethin’ fierce. It’s gonna stank.
2. I heard that from across the house! Did you just rattle your mudflaps?

3. Now listen here, I’ll rattle your mudflaps like you’ve never had it before just to show you who’s boss.
by ThunderBoss September 30, 2023
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Mudflaps

Referring to the scrotum during the act of anal
I was getting some good @$$hole & disaster struck when a mess was made of my mudflaps.
by Thesaurusasaurus November 20, 2022
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crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.
by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022
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Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.
Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.
by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022
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Hungarian Mudflap

When a girl (wearing any variation of skirt) takes an arched crawling stance and shits profusely while the guy lays face up under her.
Mark couldn't make it to work today; he got double pink eye after his girl gave him a Hungarian Mudflap last night.
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Mudflap

A guys ball-sack while or after being jammed in the ass.
Get your mudflap off of me!
by Texas Yelp! September 21, 2018
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Mudflaps

Another way of calling someone a cunt
Whatever mudflaps”
by Goslinggirls February 12, 2021
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