no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
by Dus10 January 16, 2008
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Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.
Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"
or
Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
or
Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
by calvinke February 20, 2011
Get the Mittens mug.A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up
Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.
by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007
Get the Flesh Mitten mug.A type of mitten knitted using fine sized needles from worsted wool.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.
by Dancingcatfish February 12, 2007
Get the BOILED MITTENS mug.Normally referred to as "mitten" is someone you've met on discord and engages in the act of playing video games with another person.
It derived from the associated term "discord kitten" which is highly regarded as obscene with the users of Discord. A different word was created to distinctively separate both meanings with clear indication to which group it belonged to.
It derived from the associated term "discord kitten" which is highly regarded as obscene with the users of Discord. A different word was created to distinctively separate both meanings with clear indication to which group it belonged to.
"Where the mittens at?"
"Do you have a Discord Mitten?"
"Hey guys, meet my new mitten."
"Look at that dude. He clearly has no mittens"
"Do you have a Discord Mitten?"
"Hey guys, meet my new mitten."
"Look at that dude. He clearly has no mittens"
by DaDiscordMod April 30, 2023
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